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This one time I saw a picture of Jennifer Lopez being helped into a dress by one of her assistants and the sparkly band that was supposed to go around her lower waist looked like a piece of duct tape. I stared at it confused for a really long time before I realized that it was just a belt, but then I thought about how amazing it would be to be Jennifer Lopez because if she ever wanted someone to tape her ass shut, she could. I mean, my assumption was that her assistant was taping her ass. She's a really powerful woman with a famous ass, why wouldn't someone be duct taping it shut before a photo shoot, you know?
So I just started telling people to tape my ass in a real mean voice all the time because that's what I'm going to do when I'm rich except when they reach for the duct tape I'll be like, "Just kidding, don't really tape it. But never forget that if I wanted to, it's your job to do so."
Shirt is a white v-neck printed with duct-tape grey text. Photos coming soon.